who are you gonna pick

My nephew: Little Mr B

Mr B: Aunt Becky, do you have any kids?

Aunt Becky: No.

Mr B: Why not?

Aunt Becky: Well, because I’m not married.

Mr B: Oh.
Are you gonna get married?

Aunt Becky: I hope so.

Mr B: Who are you gonna pick to marry?

Aunt Becky: Hmmm. I think I’ll pick the kindest, smartest, handsomest man I know.

Mr B: Oh.
Are you gonna pick someone big like you?

Aunt Becky: (laughing, of course) yes, someone big like me.

Ah Mr B, someday I’ll teach you that no man (or woman for that matter) should ever use the phrase “big like you” to any woman but for now I’ll forgive you since you seem to think I can just pick anyone I want to marry.